Saturday, January 21, 2012

pagi semalam....

11.15 a.m....

mendial no taxi puaka....793817390....

tak angkat....

tak angkat....

line busy....

line busy....

redial....

baru dapat.....

ya cik?

ni no office taxi ke?

yup....

tolong anta taxi kat seksyen 7 yang bersebelahan dengan kubur cina tuh.....

area mane tu ye?

dekat no 29, jalan turmalin lapan 7/90 h....area UNISEL....

tut tut tut....mcm panggilan tergantung....


11.45 a.m

mendial no taxi puaka....793817390....

tak angkat....

tak angkat....

line busy....

redial....

line busy....

tak angkat...

helo? ni taxi kan....apesal tak datang2 lagi, i punye flight pukul 12.15 tahu tak?

eh tadi ade bagi alamat full? jalan turmalin lapan area bertentangan kubur cine or kubur melayu?

area bertentangan kubur ko kot....

eh babi puake jugak....bukan ko yang bagi putus kol ke tadi puaka....ni baru terhegeh2 nak tanye jalan kubur belah mane....ko masuk kubur dulu ke? dah banyak sangat amalan ko nak mati cepat?

hurmffff puaka anjing, taxi shah alam memang macam sial jugak....nak ke sect 17 ikot kepale sekor2....cibai....sekor rm10....pastu naik reramai pun sekor rm10, apekjadahnye? taxi ko tu limosin ke banggg? pakai otak sket bangg.....aku ni student, belum kaye raye lagi........

HIPOKRITOS....

beb dah nak sampai jb dah nih....

jap, jap kite kat mane sekarang ah? jefry dah bising cakap kemain lembap lagi nak sampai bus stand....

kipmart kot....

ouh.....

nanti sampai sane ko naik pe jek?

kalau aku nak tumpang jefry boleh?

kalau umah ko dekat takpe la beb, umah ko katne?

ouh....jauh la plak umah aku, dekat ngan kubur cine, takut terkejut plak si jefry tuh....

tu selendang tu nak watpe tuh?

pakai la beb, nak balik umah, kene la pakai....nak kena hukum gantung ape kau tak pakai tudung masuk umah aku....kahkah.....

l.o.l kenape la sial? bising ape ko tak pakai hijab....

agak la....aku hipokrit, so ko nak kawan dengan aku tak?

ahaks...."fluffy flufy".....ape nak jadi?




LEMBAP....

ya...baru mencemar duli di bumi rebel jbrawk....malam pertama di rumah macam biase, pinjam line cine sebelah.....usie tue makin meningkat tapi penangan jurus mulut 47 lipatan memang masih ada....asal sampai rumah kene bebel....

"bla bla bla lembap bla bla bla....."

urmph apekejadahnye la sial aku balik jauh2 dr seksyen 7 semate2 nak turun pelangi indah ni mintak bebel ko.....serupe tak payah balik rumah....bingit la bai....bingit ko tau tak....

aku memang respek ko, just ko aku rase kene respek aku la plak kan....tiap kali balik cium tangan, amik berkat....hidop sensorang kat seksyen 7 tu tangan sape jek aku nak cium, tangan sume penuh dengan taik adelah....

Friday, January 13, 2012

CEKIK

#rev-up ;D





tahun 2020.....tahun 2018....tahun 2012...
almost to year 2020, tp pemikiran n care idop pnduduk malaysia pade tahun 2020 still the same mcm tahun 2012, xde beza pun....bile writter nih gunapakai tahun 2020, rase cm msuk era somethin new jek, tp bile pikir balik hahah manusie bebal akan selamenye bebal, x kire la dijaman modenisasi, globalisasi pe pn.....

@WARITH...
baru berumur 16 thun pada tahun 2020, muda remaja lg, aku byngkan warith mcm imam (my bro), tp ak asik belek2 balik page nih, kompem ke umo bdk nih 16 taon, asal lyn porn terlebih sudah....tp warith lelaki sejati, die sgt respek woman even die xde mak....aku terpikir gak, zmn nanti bdk2 belasan taun pn layan porn tnpe limit......or means mcm porn tu bende biase kot....mcm tu.....hurm..

yg pasal liwat plak, i just cannot brain....seriusly liwat mcm tu ke? huhuh. teringt plak kes anwar.....pasal bapak warith...syed a.k.a said a.k.a zaid ialah seorang tok imam yg kaki porn gak, aku pernah tau gak ade org mcm ni kat tv ade gak citer2 mcm ni, mcm depan baik, belakang cm shaiton, mcm dlm citer SOFIYYA....bapak die doctor tp die bley g rogol anak die, si SOFIYYA tu lah, n aku rase mcm lebey kurang gak la, SOFIYYA kene rogol but WARITH kene liwat....teruk btol a makbpk zmn skrg nih, seram ar....kalau dh bernapsu binatang tuh ko x yah la nak buat kat anak ko, ko pergi la carik sundal ke pelacor ke wat lepas napsu binatang ko tuh, nih nak lepas kat benih ko sendirik pe cer ngok?

then pasal relationship yg mesra antara warith n suria pn aku suke, means like guys skrg sgt untung....ramai jek women yg kaye raye out there yg lonely n need some love n belaian utk meneruskan hidop...:P hahah, u just give the women some love then they'll give u the monayy....dont u want monayyy u son of a fish(anak ikan).

CEKIK ADALAH HIDANGAN PASCAMODEN YANG MEMERANJATKAN!.....Mcd mybe boley jadik cm kedai mamak, hidangan lengkap utk 1 hari, cicahan ice-cream yg lebih sedap dr sos(aku sgt suke ni, g mati sape yg x suke/mmbebel bile aku cicah ice-cream dengan fries!)......tp ade part tu psl rekabentuk drive-through McD menyerupai mihrab tu aku cm blur2 sket la.....then pasal tudung of coz la for the next coming year for sure akn ade bnyk lg style tudung yg peliks2 n tudung x lebih utk fesyen n bukan bertujuan utk menutup aurat.....yg pasal meggi plak sgt touching rasenye, meggi dlm class fastfood pn pade zaman 2020 still jadi relevant sebab ia cepat dimakan which in 2 minit only....tu pn ade org rase lame....hihih....besides bile duit ko dh kopak after mkn McD 24/7 pd awal bulan ko boleh la jadikkn meggi makanan ruji di akhir bulan....

other than that aku suke bende2 ulangan mcm lagu Decorate, Yuna. mag Glam, mag Vogue Italia, China Cat, baju Suria n Anthony dan dan dan....hihih....surat zaid buat suria plak adalah antare bende paling comel aku rase dlm buku ni, buatkn aku teringat kat surat cinte yg aku pernah bace kat skola dulu, yg pasti bukan aku pnye. hubungan jarak jauh iaitu dr kelas a1 ke kelas a2 pn agak sweet mcm dlm koleksi komik ben dlm INNOCENT n NAIVE....

so far so good i like this novel, besides aku expect novel ni heavy mcm AMERIKA sbb penulis yg same, tp x lah, still bole faham lg....tp kalau ade time nk bace lg lah....i like meh....bravo RIDHWAN SAIDI.

Saturday, January 7, 2012

SUBANG JAYA....

td lepaks at ASIA CAFE....mkn2 mcm org kaye....mkn lasagna kot....then g UYA DISTRO....ok sampai sane dh tersangat lah rambang mate.....buku2 feveret hati sume ade, sampai x thu mane 1 perlu di grab....nasib ade 2 sister yg jage kedai yg sgt peramah, mesreww n bek hati ade....tiap kali aq tanye die senyum jek, ckp pown lmah lmbot....alahaii....last2 buku yg bertuah yg aku ckop ialah CEKIK, TERFAKTAB, n liberalisma....bangge giler kot TERFAKTAB dpt arge murah...sbb ni buku reject....hohoho ade plak ek buku rejek....sbb buku nih dh kene ayaq hujan sket, n ade rosak sket sbb tu die muroh....l.o.l....lantos lah...

then after blek layan TERFAKTAB jap, rase cm kene kat batng idong sndirik jek pasal love euw2 nih...pasal forever alone, life after break up n bla bla, stakat nih x abis lg bace, n stakat nih aq paling ske fro amoi n Mr.K.... x saba nk bace nami nye....

HALLU SUNDAY!

TUTTI FRUITY n TERFUCKTAB

5/1/12....

7pm....
"fara....aq kat bawah dah nih."
"k.jap2" sambil siap dgn terhegeh2 nye.
naik kete....
"nak makan mane?"
"urm mane2 jek la yg best...."
"eh jap, g umah akak ek, aq ajak diorang skali..."
"k."
"McD nak?"
"aq on jek, ko nak mkn pe jek McD?"
"nak try prosperity a....aq x makan lg..."
"orait.."


8.30pm..
messaging...
"jir, nak pnjm buku research ko bley?"
"bley, tp ko kene dtg umah aq ar..."
"umah ko ktne?"
"ko tau klinik kesihatan?"
"tau..." aq dpt syak ni umah mmbe aryn aritu yg silap pgy time magrib2...
"ko masuk lorong tu, lorong first, then crik umah no 19..."
"ouh..rumah ni aq pnah bomoh kot..."
"chi see"
.....
"jgn lupe bwk luna skali..."
"aq try beb!"
"dun make me sad"
"fuuuu!"


9pm....
in da club/car....
"aryn....nak g speedmart jap bley?"
"bley...yg ktne jek?"
"yg dkt ngn MYDIN tu....
"ouh...okey"....aq plng ske dpt mmbe yg mcm ni, x bnyk songeh....love u lah....

9.30pm...
"far....jum g MYDIN jap, brg aq x cukup ar..." c anis x puas shopin...
"ko ckp a ngn aryn..."
"k"

10pm....
dlm cab/car lg, after shopin...
"jum g tutti fruity..."
"eh, nk wtpe?"
"jum a, aq da lame x mkn sane..."
"yke, aq pn x pnah mkn...

10.15pm...
msing2 muke excited smpi kt tutti fruity....x pnah mkn la katekan...
"urm ni tutup kol bape a..?" first phase to dat guy....smbil tgk jam kat phone...
"sampai kol 12" sambil tgk2 aq....
murmuring; asal dok tgk2 siot mamat nih?? am i wearing bikini? or did he afraid of seeing my overvolume hair? or am i too fat to enter this shop??
WHAT?

10.20pm....
murmm; apekejadah siot aq nak amik nih....fenin la nak choice flava yg ne 1....
"ko amik pe anis?"
"bla bla with bla bla..."
"ouh..."
aryn plak dgn laju nye tup tup dh nk byr kat kaunter....
"hurm amik jek la flava plng tepi nih, mls nak men experiment2...." smbil choose cream n berry flava....hihi, yg cream flava tuh bnyk kot tmpah...melimpah ruah plak die kuar kn ice cream nih....
"akak, fara terambik yogurt nih bnyk plak..."
"oh, die kire ikot berat...ikot gram..."
"ye, means kene kurangkan topping la kan..."
"urm."
"aish toping pe plak aq nak amik nih?" hurm..."amik jek la loveletters, stobely, marshamalow, n choc top..."

kat kaunter...
"akak xde stdent card x dpt la ek 10% less..."
"ye lor, ni pn akak pnjm aty..."
"hurm xpelah.."
sampai turn aq...
"bley pnjm kad mmber x?" sambil wat muke kiut...-.-
"bole sayang..." LOL MAMPUS KALO DIE NGOMONG GITUH....
....:P
"xpelah, kali ni bole sbb bos xde....tp actually x boleh tau..." bg warning a nih....
"fine!" eh xkn ckp gitu lak....
"ouh, ok....sorry, tp mmg stdnt...."
"its ok dear"... AGAINN!
"so total RM 7++...."
i giv money, take the change, take spoon n tissue n tros blah...i'm just nervous lah....takut kene maki lak kn sbb xde card, pastu pnjm card mmbe lg.....

10.30pm
on the table, with he is moping the floor, clean up somethin n at da same time lookin at me? wtf
menggelepor la aq kan....sambil check aq masih berbiki or x? eh x, aq pakai sopan jek, xde terdedah mane sgt pn....
in da table....
"so what's up fara..hows life?"
"ouh my life was great aryn...u know what gettin loan money lately feels like im in heaven"..okey ayat tipu...
"ntah biase jek, ko tau kan aq ngn Mr.Muscle dah split up, he dumped me...n aq terase kot dgn kate caci maki die....dats y i stop ms8/ kol him....buat sakit hati jek, so better diam kn..."
"yeah....then what bout the money things?"
"ntah..aq nk bg...but die x bg no acc...cne nk bnk in kn"....bodo betei jntn nih....kang bile mood gile nak caci maki aq lagi.. MCM CELAKE!
"better u pay him n get away from dat freakin guyz..."
"yeah, hope so"... sambil wat gaye datin n gelak2, pdhal my missheart nih tgh sakit giler teringat citer lepas...cite kene maki....

that guy mopin the floor sambil2 usha2 meje kitorang....
misshearty"what was that?"
"die mcm usha2 ko jek far..."
"yke, pfttt"....(blush2)....maluuu

then he go out, cleaning some stuff here n there....fuu baru rase lege....

11.30pm
"jum"
"jum blah..."
after kuar pintu....
"babai..."
"anis: huh"
"that guy.."
hurm die x pndg pown....nasib bek...lega rasenye....mybe im remind him of someone in his life kot...thats y pndg semacam....kn manusie ade 7 rupa yg seiras....

"hurm..."










Friday, January 6, 2012

JILAKA BETUL 2

ni lagi satu jilaka nih, bawak kete pun x reti, asal aku naik msti nak bagi nyawe aq tercabot....
wei bodoh ko kalo x tau bwk kete jgn bwk lah. bodoh punye animal....
sory sbb ckp ko bodoh even aq hanye passanger bontot beso yg ddk sebelah ko n x tau pape....
sory lah key...nnty bile aq dh ade kete kite race nak.....aq nak jek sondol bontot or gesel kete ko, bio ko rase ape perasaan aq bile ko bwk kete mcm jilake....hihi.....

hurm last2 aq kene naik basikalll gak.... kesian aq dpt kenalan yg bwk kereta mcm jilaka

JILAKA BETUL

babi, mulut serupe tahi, bukan sweet talker tp tahi anjing talker....
u, yes u the molot serupe bau tahi hanjeng please stop spread ko nye bau bleh tak??
busuk la syialll!
mulut kau tu lebih busuk dr bau longkang kau tahu?
x tahu?
mybe serupe belacan busuk, ko mungkin x pnah bau....xpe nnty aq blikan blacan busuk kasi ko try bau...same x mcm bau mulut ko, sure same kannn....

yes aq mmg xde lesen....so?
what the prob?
tkot basikal ko kene saman pe?
weh sebodo2 aq x tau rules atas jalan, aq x bingai sgt la nk bg sampai basikal ko kene saman kan....

ok, bende btol tu mmg la aq bley accept, but yg x bley accept nye ko nak mmbebel serupe tahi hanjing kuasa due lagi dah kenape cibaii?
ni bikin gua panas...
lu kalau x nk bg pnjm basikal lu, lu ckp sial....
tgk muke pn rase cm nk baling jek basikal ko kt dpn muke ko....
pastu nk mmbebel serupe aq budak darjah 1 yg baru nak masuk skola....
wei pandi kutty, umo aq dah 23....suke aty aq la nak buat ape, yg ko sibok sangat nak tau dah kenape???
eh babi betei la....
aq tau, sbb ko nak bgtau bdk2 jilaka yg len kan pasal aq, jilaka lah kau!
suke nak buat ot gossip pasal aq....
trimass la sgt ek utk basikal nouvo ko....
len kali pnjm lagi...
haha...
butohh!

ShareThis